Defining The Corporate Hierarchy
Think back to being a kid, and you can probably remember a rather dubious rite of passage that occurred when you figured out that you weren’t going to be a sports player, lead singer, or Hollywood star. You probably felt sad, but your parents and older siblings likely breathed sighs of relief that you’d never be explaining to people that a manual labor gig was your “day job.”
State lotteries notwithstanding, giving up on improbable dreams is considered by adults to be a sign of maturity in budding adults.
Rites of Passage
If you think about this, the easy message to hear is “you’re not going to be great, so give up.” It’s depressing and oft-lamented by college kids having mini crises of identity, but it’s actually a more nuanced and pragmatic message, if a poorly communicated one.
It’s that the expected value of these vocations is horrendous. For baseball players, actresses, and rock stars, there’s a one in a million chance that you’ll make ridiculous sums of money and a 999,999 in a million chance that you’ll make $4,000 per year and have half of it paid to you in beer nuts.
So the expected value of going into these positions is about a $4,200 per year salary and a handful of beer nuts. Thus the message isn’t really “give up because you’ll never make it” but rather “steer clear because anything but meteoric success is impoverishing.”
The better play, we tell our children, is to head for the corporate world where the salaries range from minimum wage in the mailroom to tens of millions per year for CEOs of companies that create stock market volatility. Most importantly, you can find every salary in between.
So if you aim for the heights of CEO and fall short, mid-level manager making $140K per year isn’t a bad consolation prize.
And so a funny thing happens. We consider it to be a rite of passage to abandon the delusion that you’ll be Michael Jordan, but we encourage the delusion that you’ll be Bill Gates until people are well into middle age.
That’s right, “the delusion that you’ll be Bill Gates.” You won’t be him. You won’t be a CEO, either, unless you pop for your state’s incorporation fee and give yourself that title.
You’re about as likely to “work your way up” to the CEO’s office over the course of your career as any given child is to luck into being the next multi-platinum pop star. So, it’s a rather strange thing that we tsk-tsk children for indulging pie-in-the-sky fantasies past a certain age while we use nearly identical fantasies as the blueprint for modern industry.
Kid wants to be Justin Bieber? Pff.
Thirty-year-old wants to be Mark Zuckerburg? Keep working hard, kicking butt, and acing those performance reviews, and someday you’ll get there!
A Cynical Theory of Management
Let’s get really cynical for a moment – more cynical, in fact, than my actual views on corporate politics. We’re going to take a walk past some pretty snarky theories of management.
This is a drawing by a cartoonist named Hugh MacLeod that’s ingenious in both simplicity and cynicism. Drones at the bottom, ruthless manipulators at the top, and a creamy center of interesting folks in between. These are the ones that think they’re going to make it to the top.
They won’t, and they’re clueless to that fact. They’re the kids that still think they’re going to grow up to be Halle Barry.
Venkatesh Rao took this cartoon, combined it with the television show The Office (American version), and created an ingenious and beautifully cynical theory of corporate management that cut to the core with its incisiveness. The “Gervais Principle,” as he coined it, refined the Dilbert Principle, which was itself a refinement of the Peter Principle. The two Gervais Principle predecessors were cynical to the point of comedy whereas the Gervais principle is cynical but accurate to the point of tragedy.
- The Peter Principle holds that people are promoted until they prove incompetent in their role, and then they remain there; competence is rewarded with promotion and incompetence is rewarded with the status quo.
- The Dilbert Principle, with more of a knowledge-worker focus, rings true to those of us who have seen terrible programmers promoted to project managers. It states that bad employees are promoted into management to prevent them from doing damage with their incompetence.
- The Gervais Principle gives a lot more credit to those at the very top (which, in my opinion, makes it far more accurate in its reasoning about corporate leadership); it says that the sociopaths that run the organization knowingly over-promote dedicated but relatively inept people into middle management.
Why would the sociopaths do this?
Creating a Clueless Buffer
In middle management, these clueless folks serve various ends for the sociopaths, but the most important ones are “foil” and “buffer.” As foils, they can be cannon fodder on projects with low chances of success and blamed when things go sour.
The buffer play is a bit subtler. The sociopaths that run the company have power, influence and lives that make most people jealous, and the losers at the bottom rungs of the corporate ladder are line level employees resigned to a relatively powerless lot in life. They put in just enough effort to remain in good standing at work and remain aware that their employment is a pretty bad deal for them and a pretty good deal for the sociopaths at the top.
A lot of direct interaction between the executives and the rank and file would quickly lead to resentment. So the sociopaths over-promote a handful of losers who put forth disproportionate amounts of effort.
These former losers enter the clueless ranks of middle management to act as a buffer. The losers can’t really hate the clueless because the clueless aren’t calculatingly taking advantage of them. The clueless believe that they’re on track to be CEO while the losers and the sociopaths both know that’s absurd.
In the show, Michael Scott represents this archetype – incompetent, fanatically loyal to his company, and clearly not headed for the C-suite, whatever he might think.
The Pyramid in Practice — A Fun Corporate Competition
If you want to really conceptualize this and have it driven home, consider a hypothetical scenario as follows. The CEO of some large organization with thousands of developers decides to hold a mandatory contest to see who can write the ‘best’ web application, whatever ‘best’ means (left vague intentionally). The contest will be done on the developers’ own time, but the winner receives a $50,000 bonus and a promotion to CTO.
Picture what happens next.
A solid majority of the developers roll their eyes, spend an hour implementing some hello world kind of thing because it’s required, submit it and forget about the contest.
A relatively sizeable minority heads in the complete opposite direction and goes absolutely nuts with this thing, certain that they’re going to win that sweet, sweet prize. These developers pour hundreds of man-hours each into it over the course of months, completely losing sight of the fact that they’re each individually contributing tens of thousands in free labor.
So who wins? Well naturally, it’s the developer who figured out that his sister is friends with the CEO’s favorite nephew, parlayed that relationship into favorable treatment, and then plagiarized some web app from GitHub.
Reacting According to Rung
What’s the fallout of this?
- The losers always understood that the contest was pretty hokey and probably too good to be true, so they roll their eyes at the CEO and his nepotism and figure it’s business as usual.
- The clueless are disappointed, but they know that the best, most qualified candidate won. They had their chance but just didn’t quite work hard enough. They vow to work even harder next time, and the company sells their free labor for millions, earning fat performance bonuses for the sociopaths at the top.
- The sociopath who cheated earns a seat in the executive room.
Do the losers resent the C-levels? Sure.
Do they mutiny? Not if the clueless are promoted into a role above them.
The clueless so genuinely believe in the organization and its wisdom that it’s impossible for the losers to hate them. What they feel for them is a mixture of pity, disgust, and occasional gratitude (if they happen to be nice or generally benevolent in application of power), but not hate. The losers satirize them in cartoons with pointy haired bosses and they gossip about them around the water cooler, but because of the clueless buffer, they don’t collectively revolt and go out in a blaze of spite.
In effect, the clueless create two different organizations within one organization:
- There is the organization of losers and clueless where putting in 60-hour weeks and being obsequious lets you claw your way up a few of the bottom steps of the pyramid.
- And then there is the organization of clueless and sociopaths, where putting in 60-hour weeks and being obsequious keeps you right where you are with that next level of advancement always being oh-so-close-but-better-luck-next time.
Creating the bottom level organization, where tripping over yourself to provide free labor is rewarded with small stakes promotions, allows the top level organization to sustain a model where the losers and clueless get terrible economic deals and keep coming back for more. The clueless have no idea this is occurring and the losers understand it but have no appetite for rebelling against their clueless managers who are answering emails at 3 AM and working 60-hour weeks.
Ratcheting Down the Cynicism and Redefining the Terminology
Venkatesh’s analysis is wonderful, and you should read the posts and buy the e-book. The sections that describe how these archetypes deal with one another, in particular, are absolute goldmines of strategic understanding of corporations.
But I have three main problems with using the archetypes, as described, to elaborate on my own theories of corporate politics:
- The names themselves
- The assertion that over-performing middle managers are generally idiots
- And the placing of corporate citizens into one of three buckets on the basis of assigning them serious shortcomings.
Specifically, the losers are some mix of lazy and cowardly, having given up on the idea of controlling their own destinies. The clueless are idiots that don’t understand the nature of their relationship with the organization, and the sociopaths are ruthless users and manipulators of other people.
All three archetypes are mainly defined by their core flaws. I go into a lot more detail about this in the introduction to the book that I’m writing, but I prefer to think of them not in terms of their shortcomings.
Instead, I think of them in terms of what the modern corporate structure has done to them:
- Broken the losers
- Tricked the clueless
- And forced the sociopaths into ethical conundrums.
I don’t agree that the corporate structure is optimal or inevitable, and I think its deep flaws show themselves through the human beings that execute its various rituals.
I can’t solve all of that in a blog post (and, of course, in the book, I just offer ideas for solutions), but what I can do here is rename the archetypes in more relatable terms. I’ve spent a lot of time in a lot of different organizations of different sizes and domains, and I just don’t run across cartoonish people like Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute.
By and large, the people in these organizations, at all levels, are relatively well-intentioned, reasonably intelligent and doing the best that they can on the micro, day-to-day level. Corporate structures are, however, substantially less than the sum of their parts, so good faith efforts in the small are perverted into rampant dysfunction writ large across the face of industry. Organizations are pathological, as Venkatesh points out, and they are pathological in a way that corrupts their components.
To be specific, I propose that we name the losers, clueless and sociopaths to “pragmatists, idealists and opportunists.” Their roles, relationships and dynamics remain the same, aptly described by Venkatesh.
But this softens the blow a bit, particularly in how I think of them.
- Pragmatists are line-level employees who find value in life outside of work, mainly because the hope of any meaningful advancement and enjoyment of their profession has been taken from them.
- Idealists believe heartily in the meritocratic company (and organizational superiors) as a benevolent steward of their careers because perspective has been taken from them.
- Opportunists refuse to yield hope or perspective and recognize that the only way to win the corporate game is to play by their own rules. In this realization, they give up ethical certainty and human connection – opportunists play a lonely, sad game to get what they get.
But, as I mentioned, the dynamics are not altered in the least.
- Pragmatists contribute as little as possible to preserve stability, getting a bad economic deal and recognizing it (indeed, my salary negotiation hacks post was basically addressed to pragmatists as a guide for how to start being opportunists).
- Idealists, believing in the company, work even harder and make their economic deal even worse. Don’t be fooled by a slightly higher salary and meaningless perks like offices and parking spaces – working 50% more your entire career to eventually get paid 15K more per year is an abysmal deal, compared not only with opportunists’ deals but also with minimum effort, lower-wage pragmatists’ deals.
- And the opportunists feeding the grist to the mill certainly over-promote idealists because of strategic necessity rather than any kind of merit. Even with different labels and humanized, sympathetic consideration, the show must go on. It just might be easier for you to see what role you have when they aren’t all described so negatively.
So What, Erik?
This is sort of a depressing note on which to end, I suppose, but I was really just trying to establish my preferred taxonomy of corporate citizens so that I can talk further about them in subsequent posts and refer you back here to help you understand the backstory.
For instance, look soon for a post about LinkedIn buffoonery about how to get ahead that really should read “An Idealist’s Guide to Meaningless, Token Promotions” and includes retch-inducing advice like “Dress For the Position You Want.” It will become a lot easier to understand why this type of thing is stupid when you understand the true anatomy of the corporate beast and we have a common, shared vocabulary about it.
As an example of how this vocabulary would help, let’s briefly reimagine the salary negotiation hacks post. It’s an opportunist play to hire you to do work that is worth $150 per hour and to pay you $50 per hour for that work. Putting in 60 hours per week instead of 40 with the hope that, in a few years, you’ll be making $60 per hour is the epitome of an idealist (clueless) move.
Don’t do that. Think like an opportunist. Figure out how to work less for your 100K per year, not more.
If you’re still with me and reading at this point, I thank you. I have the somewhat romantic goal of defining, via this blog and my upcoming book, a way for us to create organizations that do not require the concessions currently required of the pragmatists and idealists and to do away with these Gervais Principle distinctions.
I think we can form organizations that consist of nothing but benevolent opportunists if we more closely align our work with actual, monetary (or other) value provided to clients/customers. So buckle up, because the posts and book in this vein are going to make for a weird, bumpy ride.By the way, if you liked this post and you're new here, check out this page as a good place to start for more content that you might enjoy.