The Flat Squirrel Barrier to Content at Scale
Editorial note: I originally wrote this post over on the Hit Subscribe blog.
Be decisive. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
I don’t know who originally said this, so I can’t properly attribute it. I guess that makes it some kind of piece of folk wisdom, now best suited for cheugy merchandise.
But whoever dreamed it up has a gift for impactful figurative language. I’m sure you can picture the situation — your car barreling down on some hapless squirrel who starts left, then right, then backward, then splat. Had the squirrel run in any direction, it would have met a better fate than it did by fretting to literal death about the decision while doing nothing.
I’m setting the stage with this gruesome metaphor to make my point here memorable. And my point here is that collective flat squirrel syndrome is going to be your organization’s single biggest barrier to content and funnel metrics at scale. (And I should note this only applies to customer acquisition strategies that require and substantially economize on scale: SEO, communities, parasocial followings, podcasts, etc.)
Here are some things you might think would be the problem but aren’t:
- It’s so hard to find good writers.
- The keywords in our space are super competitive.
- {Insert our audience here} is such a picky audience.
- There just aren’t any public distribution channels where our audience hangs out.
- So few people know how to talk shop to our audience.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, and…drumroll, please…nope.
Those problems are all actually relatively easy to solve compared to flat squirrel syndrome. The reason for that gets a bit into org theory but suffice it to say that this problem is intractable because it’s human nature and because the solution has to come from within, unlike all of the logistical issues above that can be solved with staffing and experimentation.